Funhaus - Demo Disk Season 3
Demo Disk is a series which explores the wonderful world of video game demo discs distributed by video game magazines, PC magazines, and video game companies, from the 1990s to the early 2010s. The show began a few weeks after the inception of the new Funhaus channel, when a fan provided the crew with a binder of old PC demos. After running out of the discs from the original binder, the show continued with fans sending in more discs.
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Funhaus - Demo Disk
2015
Demo Disk is a series which explores the wonderful world of video game demo discs distributed by video game magazines, PC magazines, and video game companies, from the 1990s to the early 2010s. The show began a few weeks after the inception of the new Funhaus channel, when a fan provided the crew with a binder of old PC demos. After running out of the discs from the original binder, the show continued with fans sending in more discs.
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After the reception Jon and the disk scampered off while the rest of the Funhaus gang stood with bated breath until the sheet covered in Jon's blood was hung ceremoniously out of the bedroom window.
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Sorry I don't have anything clever for you today. I asked the interns to explain Dragonball Z to me so I could write this description but I couldn't hear their response over the sound of every vagina in Culver City drying out simultaneously.
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"Hey, Bones! We really need a description for that Demo Disk where we look at Ninja Turtle stuff!" "Alright, alright! Give me a sec! Hmmm... turtles... turtles..." *(googles actual turtle penises, calls mom crying, pours hot sand into eyes)*
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Hey, nerds. You know how Lovecraft does that thing where he cheats and says that things are so horrific that they can't be described in words? Right after I did a quality check on this video, Daniel called me over to look at the Rule 34 "art" that was too offensive to show. I get it now. Cut out my eyes and bring on the inky eldritch blackness!
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Ugh boy. The guys picked the exact wrong time to play a game where the main focus of the commentary is the boob-physics of a scantily-clad, child-like pixie. Oh well, we had a good run. See you in the unemployment line, everybody!
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INT - MTV OFFICES 1992 "Alright gentlemen, I hear there's a pubescent kid in Southern California named Bones who's just starting to figure out his sexuality. What can we do to reeeaaaally throw a wrench in those works?" And so, Aeon Flux was born.
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Oh man, I'd really like to make fun of that singer from Static-X but in the early 2000s I was only about three inches of spikes and 4 STDs away from being that guy.
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Best look out, Tom Hanks' other son! There's some new, even whiter rappers on the scene! Wheezy E and Not So Lil Jon are gonna spit the dopest rhy- oh Jesus I can't do this. I feel like I'm typing in blackface. Music track for Demo Diss: Judgement Day by The Thunderclaps on Ejectorseat Records.
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You guys have heard of the "Madden Curse" right? Where almost every player to appear on the box art for the game gets injured and benched the following season. It's kinda scary, but not nearly as scary as the other Madden curse: adult onset diabetes.
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Fun Movie Trivia Time! Q: For how many consecutive hours did the producers of "Mrs Doubtfire" beat each other off after they came up with the idea to put "Dude Looks Like a Lady" on the soundtrack? A: Trick question! They're still rubbing each other ragged to this day.
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Cool runnings came out in 1993. I came out in 1991. In case you're wondering if I'm Bones or not, it's up to you to learn the truth.
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You'd all better god-damned appreciate the hell out of "Mothers Be Aware" when the boys finally unlock it. Editing these is taking its toll on poor Daniel. He doesn't eat. He doesn't sleep. The other morning I came into the bungalow and found him standing in the corner like the end of The Blair Witch Project.
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If you are one of our more tender viewers who found this video a little too racist, please bear in mind that we film for an hour. Just imagine what we cut out. Lets just say it involved a lot scotch tape on Bruce's eyelids and leave it at that.
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"Thanks for seeing me, Doc. I've been having some seriously painful digestive problems lately." "Hhhm. That can be that can be the result of a variety of issues. Tell me, Jon, have you made any unusual changes to your diet lately?" "... Define unusual."
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Professions that get you laid the most (in order): 1. Being Tiger Woods. 2. Motorcross bro. 3. NHL player. 4. International DDR Champion. 5. Every other job. Last. YouTube comedy channel uploader.
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Listen, we didn't have the internet when we were young. If you couldn't find a soggy old magazine in the woods, sometimes the best a growing boy could hope for was a peak of butt crack in a video game's intro scene. Don't you dare judge us!
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Be sure to stay tuned until the end of the episode to see some nipples. Big, juicy, perfectly pink nipples. Old, hairy, suspiciously male nipples. Yes, they're Jon's.
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Good morning. I apologize. I couldn't think of anything ingenious to write for this description. Instead of a clever little joke, I included a speech from one of my favorite movies. Have fun. "Don't you realize? The next time you see the sky, it will be over another city. The next time you take a test, it will be at another school. Our parents, they want the best things for us .But now they have to do what's right for them. Because it's their time! Down here, it's our time. We're lifting Troy's bucket."
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"The housewife was found in the doghouse, strangled with a leash, with Beggin' Strips shoved into every hole. I guess you could say she liked it a little too..." *(puts on sunglasses)* "... harsh." "YEEAAAA-wait what?"
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I took a trip to the official Warner Bros Space Jam website for some description material. I clicked on a green planet labelled "Jump Station" and found this actual message: "Well, we've got no idea how you got here, but you've discovered a now-empty page of information. Congratulations. Now please go somewhere else. Thank you." You're welcome, Space Jam. You're welcome.
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They'll let celebrities get away with anything as long as they can dance. Chris Brown beat the holy christ of Rihanna, Michael Jackson got to diddle all those kids, and they barely bat an eye when Channing Tatum torched that hospital full of war orphans.
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Erectile dysfunction is no big deal. It happens to every man on occasion. Sure, sometimes more than that. Well, I wouldn't say "usually". More often than not. Maybe, nearly, almost every time. Fine. Every time. But I haven't heard any complaints yet. Well, maybe a few...
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Disclaimer: Please do not attempt any of the disk-breaking stunts you see on this program. Also, no matter what James tells you, shocks from a stun-gun do not actually make you stronger. And please, for the love of god, DO NOT under any circumstances eat one of Jon's fannypack sandwiches.
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"I hope this beautiful chest day is treating you well, and that you are all going to be blessed with a chest pump that even Arnold would be envious of. If you don’t have a chest day routine that you’re getting ready to crush in the gym this evening, then I’ve got your back. I wrote up a sick chest routine specifically designed to cause serious pain, and as a result, serious growth. Where most bros fuck up though is they depend far too much on the barbell bench, and pressing movements in general. When it comes to building an aesthetic chest, building your upper pecs is one of the biggest keys there is. A developed upper chest can lift your pecs, make them show more in a v-neck, and gives a more well rounded look." I love that these people exist.
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"Alright Mr. Cruise, your Top Gun sequel has been green-lit! Production starts later this year." "Great! We're gonna need to crank out some hits for the soundtrack. Bring me the corpse of Kenny Loggins!" "... Uh... Kenny Loggins is still alive, sir." "You heard me."
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It has to stop. Jon will just keep making these disk demolitions more elaborate and dangerous until somebody gets seriously hurt. Is there no limit to your collective bloodlust? Shame on all of you.
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Make fun of that movie all you want, but if Morgan Freeman and peak Angelina Jolie came up to you and asked you to kill some dude because a loom said so, you'd probably do it too.
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You just know that right now, somewhere in Hollywood, Paul Walker's brother is standing outside Vin Diesel's house with mo-cap dots drawn all over his face screaming his ideas for the next 3 Fast and Furious movies at a closed window.
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"Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li" would have been a better film if every part had been played by Raul Julia's corpse. I'm sorry. That was crass and insensitive. Raul Julia's corpse would never have lowered itself to appear in that piece of s*** movie.
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A lot of people think it's silly that Mike Tyson get's to star in all these movies and cartoons and one man shows. "He's just a washed up boxer." they say. Not true. He's also a serial wife-beater and convicted rapist.
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I'm in no position to tell anyone how to do their job, but I think it might be really nice to have one episode of Demo Disk where James doesn't threaten to blow up an airport.
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Really, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2?! Multiple god-damned Stan Lee cameos? Still? Why are you acting this way? I thought we were friends.
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Hey baby, you're looking real sexy tonight. Bet you'd look a whole lot sexier crumpled up on my bedroom floor. Wait! Sorry. That came out weird. What I meant was that I'd be most attracted to you once you've lost consciousness and collapsed into an uncomfortable pile on my floor. Say. Sweet taser you've got there.
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I was looking up facts about Jamie Kennedy in order to better mock him in this description and then I saw his net worth so now I'm just gonna shut my stupid poor mouth and go back to my one bedroom apartment next to the homeless encampment.
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Faith No More seamlessly combined the genres of rap and rock, paving the way for such influential bands as Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, Legz Diamond, Lorp Puritz, Lizzle Skiz, Mads Mikkelsen, and probably some other awful piles of garbage.
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"Billy Hatcher has a unique style of gameplay revolving around rolling large eggs. The player controls the hero, Billy, who cannot do much by himself aside from moving and jumping." When you get a voice-acting part in a kick-started nostalgia-machine, be a less lame character than Billy Hatcher.
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Piercing the shining clouds, I fly away (fly away), While a panorama spreads through my body. Kicked in the face, the Earth gets angry (gets angry), And makes a volcano explode! Within the melted polar ice, If there’s a dinosaur, I want to train it to balance on a ball! CHA-LA HEAD-CHA-LA No matter what happens, I feel like it’s no big deal! CHA-LA HEAD CHA-LA Just as loudly as my heart pounds, The Genki-Dama roars...Sparking!
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Sick flow, Elyse! Not since Len conquered the summer of 1999 with their infectious hit "Steal My Sunshine" has a white, middle-class, Canadian rapper appropriated African-American culture so shamelessly. Beats
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"Okay Bing... where is the nearest pizza place?... Bing?... Bing, where is the nearest pizza place? Bing?! Bing, are you alright?! Bing! Why won't you answer me? Everybody, please, there's something wrong with Bing! Honey, quick, check on all of our Zunes!
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Michael Ironside has beat two different types of cancer on two non-consecutive occasions. I guess we can give him a pass on Lake Placid 3 and Jett Jackson: The Movie. But that's it.
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Please send all of your XBox 360 OXM points to Funhaus, c/o [email protected]
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With a very sharp knife, split the tough skin-like muscle that surrounds each testicle. Remove the skin (you can remove the skin easily if the testicles are frozen, then peel while thawing). Either leave whole or slice each testicle into approximately 1/4- to 1/2-inch-thick ovals. Place slices in a large pan or blow with enough beer to cover them; cover and let sit 2 hours. In a shallow bowl, combine eggs, flour, cornmeal, salt, and pepper. Remove testicles from beer; drain and dredge thoroughly in the flour mixture. In a large, deep pot, heat oil to 375 degrees F. Deep fry 3 minutes or until golden brown (will rise to the surface when done). Drain on paper towels. Serve warm with your favorite hot pepper sauce.
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Y'know, it's funny. I always thought that by this age I would own a house, have a few little ones running around, and maybe a have job that didn't involve looking at cartoons of anthropomorphized animals banging each other. Study hard, kids.
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In the gameplay video system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups -- the personalities who play the games, and the incredibly hard-working, kind, handsome, surprisingly well-endowed, and sexually attentive production staff who edit the content. These are their stories.
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Rest assured, I'd give Dory a night she'd never forget. Will you excuse me for a moment? *(stands up, calmly pushes in chair, walks out of production trailer, pays homeless man to bludgeon him with a rusted pipe)*
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If Trump could get his handsies on some of this Rule 34, perhaps he'd open his eyes to the artistic talents that populate this country. Imagine the points he could score with the artsie folks if he plopped a saucy fellatio scene on the Oval Office wall.
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Has anyone else noticed that in "A New Hope" everyone on Tatooine wears some kind of weird tribal desert karate robe but Aunt Beru is just dressed like a 1970's bank teller?
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A cold, emotionless women who demands obedience and obliterates any shred of will and individuality? Sounds like my wife. Aaghaaahahahahahahahaaaaa! Oh man, that's good. Hit it out of the god-damn park that time. Wait'll I tell the fellas down at the lodge.
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Y'know, I've been silent long enough. Some things simply need to be said and so be it if I'm the only one with the balls to step up: Kate Beckinsale is quite pretty. BOOM! Come at me, Internet!
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Immediately after watching "Queen of the Damned" back in '02 I rushed to the Circuit City to buy the alt-goth soundtrack. I listened to it for days. What I'm trying to say is that I was really cool, and had a ton of friends, and girls for sure let me touch their boobs like all the time.
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